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When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.
Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!
A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.
Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.
This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.
Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”
When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.
Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.
OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.
Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.
I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.