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Two people called Isabelle and Justin who are perfect for eachother. Their fate combines them.
Guy 1: Who's getting married today?
Guy 2: Oh, Isabelle and Justin. They are just perfect for eachother.
the worst singer ever. his music sounds completely ridiculous, got into it with tom brady stating that he stole it from him, but in reality, a 35 year old quarterback has more rights to the haircut then him. he has a high pitch voice, he thinks he can dance but really just dances like a faggot. no originality in his songs due to just being about selena gomez. in fact why did i say he? justins gender is unknown. they claim justin is a he but i don't believe it. hes a pop singer that really isn't good along with lady gaga, kesha, katy perry, etc. i don't like pop music because of him and these contributors. and i could go on and on but this has to end.
12 year old fan: OmG It'S JuStIn BiEbEr!!
Any sane person: is that a cat dying?!
A "boy" who is a "popular" pop singer amongst children. No one really knows if he was born with XXY chromosomes, but it is a wide-spread theory amongst people.
His music & singing is very sythesized.
We all are wondering if when/if he'll hit his puberty stages..
Girl 1- "Justin Bieber has a feminine voice."
Girl 2- "Yeahh.. Think he'll hit puberty soon?"
Girl 1- "Hmm.. That's a hard one."
a gay muslim who spends over 1 million dollars on anal stretching cream
donald trump is a justin bieber
A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg
Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.
The first sign of the end.
He is the reason music is dying out and has led us one step closer to the pain and suffering of Cthulhu.
Justin Bieber Fan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's sooooooooo sexy and he's so inspirational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual, Thinking Human: ......shut. the. FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK up. without a please, your ignorant mind doesn't deserve a "please".