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william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!
dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!
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When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
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rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot
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To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.
Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!
You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.
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"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"
Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.
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A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
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An analogy used to respond to someone who has an odd method of doing something, one that is different to the normal way and different to your way of doing it.
John: How are you getting to work tomorrow?
Bill: I’m planning on riding a unicycle
John: However you cook your chicken then.
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