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Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009


fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind

Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!

by The Commune August 9, 2019


Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.

Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?

by jasonthecool February 10, 2012


regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.

Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth

by johnnykisakeezik May 1, 2018


Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.

As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.

by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012


truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.

joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh November 7, 2008

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fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.

His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself

by TherevJake December 18, 2011