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a guy who is the most amazing person you will ever meet you will fall deeply in love with this guy
Cayden is person who is bad at a guitar
Cayden Forde uh oh spaghettioititotitttiotoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”
Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody
n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later
n: I love someone else
When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.
You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up
Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!
a registered sex offender, probably the type to steal your brownie from dominos.
person one: dude, did you fucking steal my brownie.
person two: it was probably mr forde.