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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.

Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”

by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024


Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly January 31, 2018


Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape

by RProd May 3, 2018


towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021


grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok

person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?

by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021


Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 26, 2013


gay grape

A nigga who is the oddball in his class or the wierd kid who dyes his hair like 69

Omg 69 is such a gay grape

by My dixirect May 9, 2020