Blind sided

when a person falls in love with a toxic person while their friends are constantly warning about the dangers of the toxic person.

Person 1: Abby is talking to Steve again when I told her that he’s gonna take advantage of her.

Person 2: She’s obviously blind sided. She doesn’t see what he’s doing to her and drops us to not hear any bad things about him.

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side ho

A ho that fucks / sucks your balls dry while knowing that you're in a committed relationship

Dude, if your so unhappy with your girlfriend why don't you get yourself a side ho?

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dark side

The side of any biological entity no one would be able to see if they wore underwear.

(After William Wallace repeteadly commands his men to show their dark side)
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!

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side eyeing

The action of a side eye

That girl over there was side eyeing me.

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side car

a person with 1/2 a pair of testicles.

That guy is such a mook I bet hes a sidecar.

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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

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West Side

The western section of Brownsville, where the homies live up the dizzy day and cap dirties like it ain't no lie. Sign is formed by flattening hands into "karate chop" position and then extending the thumbs at 90-degree angles. The thumbs are hooked and a "W" is formed, similar to Wu Tang.
NOTE: Extremely dangerous to enter for anyone more than 5% Caucasian.

Watch out for Umberto, dawg...he's from the West Side.
*flashes hand signal* WEST SIDE! *runs*

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