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When you rip a fart around someone and they call you out for the smell. From here you sneak a few extra farts in because they have already blamed you for the stink.
Her: Why does your fart still smell?!?!?
Me: Well I’ve been fart stacking on ya ass….or was I?
The single huge smoke stack that people put on their diesel pick up truck in order to compensate for their incredibly small penis.
"Look at the mega stack on that truck. That dumbass must have like a two inch dick!"
Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.
Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!
The hunt for an essential item that IS already hard enough to find on its own, but ALSO in a situation with dire consequences if the wrong item is taken and/or the item isn't found in time.
Much more dangerous than the standard needle in a haystack.
"In front of you are one thousand buttons. One will disarm the nuke. All the others will set it off. You have five minutes."
"Agh, finding that button will be like finding the hay in the needle stack!"
Allowing the ash to accumulate on the end of a cigarette while smoking it without it falling off.
Hey, I bet you can't ash stack your cigarette.
The sexual game of stacking 2 or more fat women on top of eachother, then slipping your penis in to each one in sequence until you cum. The recipiant of your seed is the winner.
Man 1: Dude, which one of the 2 hefferlumps did you fuck last night?
Man 2: I couldn't decide so I pulled a Louisiana Stack. Shanequia was the winner. Alopecia just got dribbled on.