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A kinky act performed during sex where a man takes a crap on a women's chest and the women then takes the piece of poop to a freezer and freezes it. The next day she pulls out the frozen piece of poop and the man uses it as a dildo on the women.
Oh man last night me and my girlfriend were having sex and she wanted to try the alaskan sled ride. So I took the biggest crap all over her chest. It was so big she didn't even want me to use as a dildo in her but I did it anyways and it was awseome!
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The Alaskan Snowdragon is already a very, very high profile prank to play on your significant others. The Western Alaskan Snowdragon is where instead of yelling that you have AIDS/HIV, you yell “My Cum is nuclear!”, which will cause more than the normal Alaskan Snowdragon
Your girlfriend had a serious scare from the Western Alaskan Snowdragon I put her through.
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Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
My girlfriend is so hungover, I'm gonna have to Alaskan Alarm-Clock her just to make me breakfast.
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When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"
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After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
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An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.
Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"
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Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
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