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Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,

That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad

by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019

28πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


AL CIA-eda

This slang term was coined by those who believe in the US government involvement(namely the CIA) in the creation of Al Quieda during Afghanistan's fight against the invading soviets , thus using this "front group" to mask the US involvment in the events 9/11 to achieve various goals(Middle-east wars, invasion of American rights under the guise of a "global war on terror", etc). I believe this was first coined by the widely known founders of 9/11 truth movement such as Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller of Austin,TX.

The vast majority of the American population is unaware of the true origins of Al Quieda. A more fitting name is Al CIA-eda.

by Ronnie Gragg May 22, 2006

40πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


al mawakeb school

al mawakeb school is hell u cant drink water u cant go to the bathroom and if u r emarti you should go out of this school there is none emarti there like only 10% of the school is and they like ripping your projects,they like take money from u the kids there are gold diggers.Boys and girls are separated sence grade 4 so its a good and bad thing because all the boys there r addicted to girls and girls are addicted to boys girls there like grade 8 boys and the teachers there like putting F on your report card and they hate emarti kids,after school head of section doesnt allow girls talk to boys like istfrallah and half of the girls sence grade 6 are lesbian or bisexual.There in al mawakeb school all grade 6 and 7 kids are FAKE depressed and always talk about suciding.School is fun there AFTER SCHOOL ONLY because you can do anything there exapt taking to boys or girls.Teachers there are not fare because you cant wear hoodie and the other kids can and even though u wear a jacket and the uniform shows and the other doesnt u get detantion for no reason and they come in ur bussines when u fight between u and your friend in social midea.Kids there are selfish they dont share stuff with you or anything there all the teachers pet there annoying stupid and dub but the good thing is you can have alot of friends and all science teaher are curly heads.

al mawakeb school
none:
not even a single person:
not even a teacher:
not even a single heart beat or soul:
almawakeb barsha teachers:*see a girl or a boy talking to there opposite gender friend*
HAY KID STOP TALKING TO YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER FRIEND YOU R GETTING DETENTION FOR YOU KNOW WHAT EXPALED
kid:what wtf why its just a human
almawakeb school barsha teacher:NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!

by almawakeb school al barsha mem May 25, 2019

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


gayer than Al

Or gayer than Bri, or John, or Pete, or Shawn, or Bob, any name really. Just as long as you use someone in the room with you. For example lets say you're at a party and you spill your beer. If you shout "Gayer than Scott!", everyone will laugh at Scott instead of you. This tactic works great in crowded areas to take the focus off of you when something doesn't go your way. Try it on your friends next time you're out. It's hilarious.

You sunk my battleship! Gayer than Al!!

by "Biff Rinaldi" April 11, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Pike Pussy Ale

A gentleman's brew bottled especially for the enjoyment of all Pike Pussies...Sir Edward, Sir William, Sir Lawrence, Sir Herbert, Sir Jerome, and Sir Roger.

The consumption of large amounts of Pike Pussy Ale may affect men's eyesight causing women to appear more attractive thus increasing the chances of getting laid.

by CapnRog October 25, 2008

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ale plays baseball

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes

Ale plays baseball btw

by Ale was here btw October 3, 2019


Fuck You Al

"Fuck You AL" is a phrase you would use in UNOβ„’ when an "AI" or "AL" plus 4's or plus 2's you during a match.

Topher: *plays UNO*
AI Dusty: *Lays down a plus 4*
Topher: Fuck you Al*

by mogus funny February 15, 2022