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March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
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A sigma who is insane at fortnite. The superhero and main character with a sidekick, Brody DuBeck. Lives on a ranch with a big pool.
Wow! Is that the beautiful sigma chode monster, Evan Shakov!!
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.
Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.
Wife: what do you mean sweetie?
Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.
A very stupid and ugly fish named Jóse
Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly