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Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.
"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"
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Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.
Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)
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Verb. To mess around, to waste time.
"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"
"Yes mum."
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Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.
Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...
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An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
On the bones of my arse
I’ve hit rock bottom’ I’m on the bones of my arse’
Ie very low point, poor, so thin when you sit down you can feel the bones in your pelvis
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when you've done something wrong and get put over someones knee with a bum slap as punishment.
You: (does something bad)
Mum: Do that again son and I'll tan yer arse!