Turf Dogs

Turf shoes. Only to be worn all-purposely if you are a lax bro.

I wear my turf dogs all the time because I am a laxer.

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dog water

when ur ass at a game
usually stupid fucking 10 year olds use this term

LOL UR SO DOG WATER U GOT AWPED LONG DOG WATER DOG WATER

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dog tags

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

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Road dog

A homie you put in work with.

Yo I trust that homie with my life he use to be my road dog.

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stunt dog

A *really* ugly girl. Not just regular ugly, but seriously busted out in more than one way. So nasty that she could be a stunt-double for Lassie or one of those other dogs in the movies.

Damn, did you see the nasty-looking chick who walked out of your boy's place this morning? He must have been drunk as hell last night to let her follow him home 'cause she was a straight up stunt dog.

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dog water

when someone is absolutely garbage at a video game/sport/literally anything

guy 1: *misses basketball shot*
guy 2: absolute DOGWATER.

guy 1: *does anything wrong at all*
guy 2: dude your literally dog water.

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dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks

Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation

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