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An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.
I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.
it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven
To irritate, to get on smb's nerves
That birdie's bakin' me fakking swede, mush! To bake smb's swede is to twist their melon, man!
Holds baked potatoes
Wow, I ought to buy me a new baked potato holder!
Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:
Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"
"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"
"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."
"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."
"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
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Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.
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A family where a man marries a woman who already has children.
man 1: Dude, I didn't know Andy has kids.
man 2: He doesn't, it's a shake'n bake family.
man 1: For reals? No wonder those kids don't look like him.
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