Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!
To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control
Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.
An act performed whilst masturbating, when an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin just before ejaculation, trapping the semen in his hood. Then later disposing it in the toilet.
Non Ballooner: Bro why are you always ballooning?
Balloon King: Easy cleanup lad
When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.
Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.
The act of inflating a balloon in ones rectum and his or her partner sucking the helium out.
Me and Ryan and Zane were ballooning last night.
when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard
"Hey bro you wanna go ballooning with me"