When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.
The masking of offensive body odor by spraying oneself heavily with cologne or perfume, due to lack of time to take a proper shower or bath.
"I was running late to work so I took an Irish bath".
A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath
Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.
"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."
Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.
I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath
To smoke marijuana while taking a shower at the same time... Especially when u take a hot shower ur pores open up causing the smoke to get through them making u so high
Person 1:Dude i feel fresh and baked dawg
Person 2: Muthafuka did u just Bake n' bathe