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Blanket Person

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.

Whatever happened to Larissa?

Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.

by The Merle October 20, 2017


rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

by April 15, 2024


Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021


Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 3, 2023


waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.

Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.

by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022


belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey

Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018


belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey

Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018