Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.
One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.
Jules sent me this wicked snap!
Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!
A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.
“James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”
International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
An exclusive power move only gay people can do, the gay person takes there ball coverings and puts it over someone like a blanket.
Ayo that gay boy rome gave me the Cherokee scrotum blanket last night.
The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.
Blanket diving is the best after chipotle