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Salvatore brothers

There is no definition here, just know that these two vampires are my husbands. Honestly, I might have to pull a Katherine Pierce on this one cause phew, I can't choose between the two. If you ever see them around on the street or appear on television, just be aware that these two men are my husbands... I don't care if they're brothers...better to have two than one! - Jazmin

*Two women lay down on a bed while enjoying their sleepover*

"Wanna watch The Vampire Diaries? I heard that show is so good!"

"Sure."

*20 minutes later*

"Hey, those two guys are so hot! I want them to turn me into a vampirešŸ˜"

"HA! As if, these are Jazmin's husbands... don't even think about making a move on them or she'll call both of them here to tear both our heads off!"

"Sorry, my mistake. Wow she's so lucky to have the Salvatore brothers...she's like... the new Elena"

by Jazmin R. February 7, 2021


eighth-brother

Your half-brother's half-brother's half-brother.

My eighth-brother is my half-brother's half-brother's half-brother.

by Tommy12321 May 24, 2014


Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.

Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?

by Cop1 April 9, 2020


fart brothers

when you and a friend fart at the same time and the smells combine

Dylan: did we just become fart brothers?

Ty: with our powers combined, we are fart brothers!

by Fart Brothers June 24, 2017


Brother's Pact

When two brothes in blood arrange a time for when they both will get laid at the same time, to then see who can finish first. A brother's pact either ends in a bro-fist if they are both at the same place, or with a bro-fist emoji if they're far away.

Man! Me and my brother Odd had our first Brother's Pact last night, he totally crushed me. Next time I will beat him!

by GeneralKapowie November 25, 2020


dog brother

One who is a friend and loyal for life. Treats others of similar traits, qualities, and character with respect without concern of color, race, religion, political affiliation, status of where one lives, or what kind of car driven.

Hey dog brother I got your back!

by HabachiHarwood January 13, 2020


Brother Jonathan

A thick man from the hood who TOTALLY does not have a gun!

Did you see brother Jonathan, heā€™s got the stuff!

by You gotta do what you gotta do March 14, 2022