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Bitch Camping

A person or group of people who decide to go camping with an RV, or 5th wheel. This unit usually has airconditioning and an HD television. Their fat ugly kids stay at the 'camp swimming pool' all day playing video games and eating ice cream. These bitch campgrounds have power and sewer hookups. Bitch Camping is not a good way to spend the weekend unless you're an overwieght redneck loser that watches Nascar.

In conversation:
"My fat lazy neighbors are taking the RV and going Bitch Camping again. My athletic wife and I are going hiking in a wilderness area. See you later."

by Camp Specialist August 17, 2009

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Camp Tornado

A small gust of wind that picks up leaves and/or dust to form a miniature yet strong tornado (not strong enough to do damage but strong enough to knock someone over in surprise)

Adam: Justin Bieber's hair looks like it was caught in a camp tornado.
Brian: HAHAHA TWIST ME TWIST ME!

by spainoyabun April 27, 2011

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Camp Curtis

Place on the level "lockout" on halo 2 where people wait for you to jump through the blue tube and kill you from behind. Hence "camping."

Damn, i just got killed at camp curtis.

by Steve February 6, 2005

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band camp

Sex education camp. Parents think their kids are there to learn music, but fail to realize that extracurricular activities often include non supervised sex education between the students that are far away from the parents. Basically many students are exploring sexual activities often for the first time or teaching other students. So Band Camp is a good thing in this definition, something to look forward to by the students.

"Band Camp" is the cannotation of summer sexcapades at whatever camp the youths may be going to.

American Pie, the movie, is the origin of this definition.

"This one time....at band camp...I stuck up a flute up my pussy...." Line from the movie

by Vangar June 30, 2005

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Camp Winaukee

see Winaukee - it is the same definition.

I went to Winaukee for 9 years.

by fizzeh February 3, 2005

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Harold Camping

To claim something is going to happen, then when it doesn't happen, just change the date and watch it not happen again. Named after the radio preacher who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011 only to change it to October 21 later. Naturally nothing happened either time.

Guy 1: Okay I know I was wrong about zombies rising from their graves last night, so I went back to the rock where I first saw the prediction and realized it said May 16 not Mar. 16.

Guy 2: Dude just stop it. Do you know how badly you're Harold Camping right now?

by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2011

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Camp Meat

1. Person you would only pickup at a camp or remote area due to the lack of options.

2. Under the limit or illegal fish or game that you would only catch or kill if you plan on consuming it at the camp.

Guy 1: What you think about the girl tending the bar at the marina?

Guy 2: Back home she wouldn't have a chance, but out here we'll call that camp meat.

by Camp Meat March 10, 2010

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