Chip & Dip

This maneuver involves one member of a party to remove their undergarments and place any type of edible chip into their ass and hold it there by flexing your but cheeks; then another member of said party with remove and eat the chip using only their tongue and teeth. Any crumbs that may have broken off from the chip and are stuck to the inside with fecal matter are to be liked out as well.

Hey Nolan remember that time I tried to do a Chip & Dip for Jasmine but she wouldn’t eat it.

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Dorito Chip

Army, 1st Armored Division patch.

did you see that Dorito Chip? yeah he is in 1AD.

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Poop Chip

Somewhat like a butt nugget, but yet a bit crispier and flatter, really make your ass itch tho on your guch, ow!

Patient: Doctor i have sumthing stuck on my guch and its really itchy!
Doctor: Lets take a look *turns patient over*
Patient: what is it doc?!
Doctor: seems to be a poop chip!, only sum minor surgery is needed for this one

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Chocolate Chips

Two black people (usually men) on motorcycles. ("chocolate" referring to the color black, and "Chips" from the TV cop show, in which the policemen rode motorcycles.

"Dude, get a load of those Chocolate Chips!...real Chocolate Chips, riding through Phelps of all places!"

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chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.

1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!

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chips ahoy

When the chick has some shit in her ass and it rubs off on your dick and then you have vaginal intercourse. Then you punch her in the face to "Sing, Sing, sing".

I hate when I chips ahoy, so I punch the chick in the face.

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Pass the chips

The patato chip is the art of one best friend walking in on another best friend while he is on his honey moon having sex. THe friend that walked in commences to ask if the friend that is having sex can "pass the chips". If the friend has no chips, the other friend has the option of peeing on the two passionate lovers, or kicking the friend in the nads at the point of climax.

(John walks in on Micah having sex)

John: Hey Micah, can you pass the chips.
Micah: Dude, here. You bastard.

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