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christian mingle

When two christians that are waiting for marriage to have sex, dry hump like they are actually doing it.

bob and jenna had so much sexual tension they met in the confessional booth for a christian mingle

by shymatt10033 September 4, 2012

30๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


christian james

The coolest nigga in the world
Everyone loves him

I love Christian James so much

by Mizzsexy1107 December 20, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


christian fatato

This is a boy that is a small youtuber he likes to hang out with his friends but doesnt hang out with bryan gorritz anymore becouse he hangs out with keely murphy

christian fatato misses bryan

by BOIBOIBOIBOIA March 28, 2018


Judas Christian

A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5

Judas Christian

A stage performer, a hypocrite

by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020


christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick

that christian coco is a fuck head

by yeahnahfuckoff October 14, 2021


Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hans Christian

Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrรธget and his gang will come for you:)

OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???

by Zlanton January 29, 2020