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clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

by Nicole Armand January 16, 2009


Yucko the Clown

A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.

Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted β€œMost Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Year” right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


box the clown

MAsturbate and/ or jerk the gerk

why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?

by JAke A S June 26, 2006

18πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


clown college

Training classes for bosses.

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.

by Dr. Bubba September 4, 2011

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

by snipet May 1, 2008

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 12, 2007

34πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009

28πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž