Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!
A onetime sad-sack clown who eventually was run out of the circus circuit on a rail because he had such horrifically bad breath that nobody could stomach being around him.
Alas, I once knew Yucko the Clown, he was even voted βMost Pathetic Circus Entertainer of the Yearβ right before he became a worldwide laughingstock.
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MAsturbate and/ or jerk the gerk
why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?
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Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
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A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.
"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."
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ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
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During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"
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