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The male genital organ of higher vertebrates of the republican party. Beyond erectile tissue, the cock is comprised of nicotine, Kentucky bourbon, and an aversion to contraceptives and abortion. Still, scientific consensus demonstrates that contraceptives are ineffectual to the voluminous DNA spritzing of which a republican cock is capable. Further, it is considered a rare and invaluable treasure by leftist women seeking reprieve from missionary sex with thin-thighed soy-boys.
Caleb: Dude, did you hear about Steve?
Seth: No, what happened?
Caleb: He brought a feminist girl home who wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hates men. Then, when he told her he was pro-life, she couldn’t resist that REPUBLICAN COCK. Turns out she wanted to be spanked and choked, too. The next morning she even made him breakfast and cleaned his kitchen.
Seth: Wow, Steve is a fucking legend.
The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?
Kyle: Naw what did she do?
Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!
Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
two girls who have slept with the same guy
"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."
the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition
The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.
When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.
Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.
Someone who has a keen and inappropriate interest in other men's penises
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
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1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise
Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him
Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
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