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A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.
Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?
Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies
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A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.
Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.
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A small, private college in Bridgewater, VA. It appears to not care at all about its students as it burdens them with outrageous tuition increases while giving them a sub-par education. Currently, Bridgewater College is going through both a cultural crisis and an identity crisis as the new progressive administration tries to sever the school from its Church of the Brethren foundation.
Person 1: Look, its Bridgewater College!
Person 2: Eh....
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Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.
ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.
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The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.
Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
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A wunderbar community where the social life has unfortunately dwindled to a somewhat virginal flow. All who remember the kegs in common rooms without police, coke dealers on campus, and marshall have faces painted with remorse.
Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
connecticut collegetruth
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a place full of clubs, students, and faculty that all blow ass
I want to die because i go to community college, it blows ass
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