Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

cracks in the armor

Screwed things up. Doing things imperfect.

Dad taught me, no cracks in the armor

dixie crack

Often used to refer to older people who are busted and corrupt

Lets send a letter to old dixie crack fucking clinton

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Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

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crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

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