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A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.
"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."
Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank
Cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed
Make sure you do all your safety system checks, you don't want to get caught up in The Rush Crush because you half assed it.
When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.
For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.
In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.
2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.
I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.