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When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.
Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.
I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.
When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.
Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.
When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick
Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy
A rocket league maneuveour
Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"
What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?
Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!