When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.
I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate
Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
a "soar diet" is a way of saying 7 redbulls in a day then falling asleep to take a soar nap.
"bro im on the soar diet rn"
"ong frfr?!"
The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.
Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin
Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets
Bob: Ok Cool!
Eating food that is being sale outside in the community and not at home.
I’m on that street diet.
What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.
A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.