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The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.
A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.
Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.
An individual who is based scientifically.
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.
I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
a "soar diet" is a way of saying 7 redbulls in a day then falling asleep to take a soar nap.
"bro im on the soar diet rn"
"ong frfr?!"
The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.
Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin
Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets
Bob: Ok Cool!
Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning