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what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..
Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc
what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.
Pink Dildo Stand
A U. S. Navy term typically used by enlisted sailors when the Navy fucks you again. Derived from the non skid coating on the outer decks of ships that tears up any exposed skin if you fall and is very uncomfortable to take a knee on.
Sailor 1: "So you heard deployment for extended?"
Sailor 2: "Yup, non skid dildo strikes again."
Chief: "Section 2 has balls to six again this port."
MM3 mutters: "Thanks for the non skid dildo, Chief."
Sailor 3: "You're getting out? But you're almost at ten years, and then it's just ten more!"
Sailor 4: "My ass can't take anymore BOHICA WITH that non skid dildo, dude. I'm fucking done. FTN."
To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.
Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"
Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"
words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.
Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.
The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby
1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.
killing two birds with one stone.
man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!