Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say
Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen
Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do
When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty
look its brain ding
She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.
John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman
(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.
("ding" as in "balDING")
hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."
Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
The girls just ding dong ditched us.