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Someone who uses facebook status updates to forever moan about other people. Such a person is for some reason angry with the world, and feels the need to complain about people to facebook.
Chris, stop being a facebook moaner, get a life and stop watching everyone else's.
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Going on Facebook and every thing you do leads to something else. In the end you're on Facebook for 4 hours and all you've done is comment a few pictures and like a few statuses.
I was supposed to start homework 4 hours ago but I was on the Facebook cycle.
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A member of Facebook who posts content similar to the following:
1. Song lyrics. (esp. Bob Dylan, Phish ect...)
2. The one liner. Example: member name is loud and ready to party.
3. Any non-sense text that is not original. Example, google quotes - copy - paste - FAIL. Hearts. Smiley face. Anything with no real meaning.
A Facebook poet could also be regarded as an attention whore.
Examples of a Facebook poet:
John Smith is ready to PAR TAY
John Smith "Leigh found out she was ready to roam
47 days and the coal came home Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near Taste the fear For the Devil's drawing near" ~ Phish
John Smith <3
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adj. to be loud only on facebook, while quiet in real life. Similar to keyboard warrior
"Wait, I know her."
"Nah, she's only facebook loud."
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The feeling you get when you come across an old friend on Facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours.
Joe: "My wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. That, and I almost got my mullet grown to the perfect length. So what have you been up to?"
Jim: "I ended up getting married to a supermodel and moving to Monaco after selling my shares in MSFT. Currently doing volunteer work to eradicate poverty. Oh, you may have also seen me in the news recently during my kid's Nobel prize nomination."
Joe: "Fucker"
Jim: "Chill out with the Facebook envy, already"
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A girl who puts expendably revealing or sexy pictures of herself on facebook for the sole purpose of receiving attention from guys because she needs to feel wanted, important, and/or attractive.
See attention whore
Guy 1: Dude, Jenny is a total facebook hoe
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a dumb slut. It's great.
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An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
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