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The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.
Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.
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This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same
Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.
Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??
A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...
Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...