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When you pretend like your eating a girl out by smacking your lips, while fingering her clirt. WARNING ONLY DONE IF PUSSY IS SMELLY
"One time Grace caught me giving her fake chowder it was not good" - Fred (Hall Pass)
pussy licking motorboat vagina clit
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Something the Youtube 3rd grade joke teller came up with. His mindless sheep/puppets aka fans post it on videos they don't like then thing they are cool.
Comment One: Cool video
Comment Two: Funny lol
Comment Three: Fake and Gay!
@comment Three: Just another mindless sheep pandering to RWJ I see.
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hoes that wear a kimar one day when their hair isnt done and on they deen the next day
she a fake muslim she never garb up..
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A fake-up is when a couple says, often in order to increase the dramatic effect of an argument, that they are going to break up, when in fact neither of them believes that they will. It can also be when a frequently "on-off" couple swears they're broken up for good this time, and then gets back together.
Person A: Did you hear about Ken and Barbie's fight?
Person B: Yeah, I heard she threatened to break up with him, but he knew she wouldn't actually go through with it.
Person A: Yeah, she's always trying to fake-up with that boy...
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1. The perception of extra weight that comes up when looking down at your stomach or thighs. This angle makes them it look bulgier and you can see all of the "hills and valleys" on your stomach/thighs.
2. When someone wears baggy clothing that makes them look heavier than they really are.
3. When your jeans have shrunken in the dryer, making your jeans significantly tighter, giving you the sudden panic of gaining a few pounds.
4. When someone has a round/chubby face but a thin body which automatically makes you think that they are fat in your head.
Emma: *looking down at body* ugh look how bulgy my thighs are
Grace: um are you serious! they are totally not!
look in the mirror! It's just fake fat.
Helen: Omg I totally thought she was like 20 pounds heavier than she actually is until I saw her in a swimsuit. Her clothes are sooo unflattering add they add sooo much fake fat.
Hannah: Eeeek! These pants fit last week! I must have gained like 10 pounds because they are totally too tight now! OMG I have to go on my diet for like 2 weeks more than i planned to!
Mom: Relax honey. They shrunk in the wash. It's just fake fat.
Alex: I think she is like 120/130 pounds.
Mona: No way! she is 110 tops! it looks like she is fat because her face is kinda chubby.
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people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.
when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.
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A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.
Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend
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