Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

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Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.

Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today

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flap fucker

Reference to a woman's vagina or slang for "my bitch".

"yo, your fuck flap gonna chill at the club tonight?"

"Was her fuck flap and good?"

"mother-flap fucker"

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neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

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flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

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Flap Nectar

The fluids produced by a woman's vagina when turned on.

"Roger loved to make a girl's beaver wet so he could drink her sweet flap nectar."
See also quim

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Dinky Flap

A complete Faggot that likes to suck norwall testicles and eat peanut butter off of llama penises. They are wierd as fuck and should go live with mentally retarded monkeys..

Dayyyyum! That Meghan girl is a dinky flap because she didnt give me my weekly bj...

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