Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

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Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese

When I went down on her, her fanny was covered in flap yoghurt

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Fuck Flap

A nickname for a guy named Brett.

Damn Brett’s being a real fuck flap today

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flap fucker

Reference to a woman's vagina or slang for "my bitch".

"yo, your fuck flap gonna chill at the club tonight?"

"Was her fuck flap and good?"

"mother-flap fucker"

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flap ticks

A creature that dwells amongst the flappy bits inside your pants.

Holy motherfuck! a tick in your flaps! I'll call that 'flap ticks'!

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neck flap

When you are giving a guy a blow job and his balls keep hitting your neck like a wattle on a turkey's neck.

I can't believe he neck flapped me last night!

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Flap bag

A skanky minga, found in western Sydney.

Yo Bruce, check out that flap bag on the corner.

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