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Flopping

The act of pretending an undesirable political outcome puts you in serious physical danger, for the pupose of portraying people with whom you disagree as inherently violent or uncivil.
Perfected by American lefists in the aftermath of the 2016 presedential election, most notably through gimmicks like wearing "safety pins" in public and social media ramblings.

Derives from the act known as "flopping" in basketball, where a player pretends to get hurt in order to have a fouled called against an opponent.

Person A: dude this safety pin thing is catching on.
Person B: Yup. The left really takes flopping to a whole new level.

by bengera November 14, 2016


Flopping

A quadriplegic using a sex swing to “flop” onto a receiving hole, similar to a paraplegic’s “swooping

I was flopping on your mom last night

by FloppaOnHerSloppa December 25, 2022


flip-flop friday

where your flip-flops on friday

bro y u wherein flip-flops??

it’s flip-flop friday wdym??

by lezzgetit May 3, 2022


boom flopping

A tweaked out mother fucker that can't hold still

Stop boom flopping the cops r coming

by Newspaper June 28, 2022


Slap Flop

When your feeling depressed.

Man! I've got a case of the slap flops.

by HarroldKnards August 29, 2019


Flop~ flop~

A lps (littles pet shop) puffin flying in the air

Person:Is that a plane Superman no it’s puffin

Puffin: flop~ flop~
Sound effect * flop~flop*

by Littlest pet shop PUffiN October 3, 2020


The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024