dick jokes

How to make fun of dicks.

Dick jokes are so funny.

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sandwich jokes

A joke created by cowardly men, in order to shield themselves from the reality of strong, smart, independent women, while simultaneously keeping men as the dominant gender. Uses the primitive ideal of women belonging in the kitchen, in order to remind a woman of their place, without making said jokster out to be misogynistic because it's "only a joke." Tend to not really be funny to anyone around other than the joker, and surrounding males.

Scared male: "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, lololol"
human of any other gender: "Dude, this isn't the 1950s anymore, sandwich jokes aren't funny"

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sexist jokes

Sexist is when one gender makes fun of or insults the a member of the opposite gender in either a hurtful or unhurt full way.

Sexist Jokes or joke: A young couple are making a password for their new family email account on there computer when the husband types in MyPenis then on the computer it comes up Not Long Enough, the with then starts laughing and says it's true

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Sub-Joke

A joke that was almost funny, but not quite.

Person: Why did you move to Alaska?

Man: Because I'm so cool.

Person: Was that a Sub-Joke?

Man: Haha, yeaah...

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Clean jokes

Something no one uses anymore and is no longer funny in any social group

Clean jokes are something no one enjoys anymore

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Offensive joke

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.

1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?

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leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".

Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."

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