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The act of two women locking crotches while braiding their pubic hair to the form of a french braid.
Did you hear that Tanya and Maria performed the "French Scissor"? The braid was two feet long.
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The rare ability to fit both testicles into one's mouth, hence achieving the look of a French Poodle.
Nicole had a mouth like a big mouth bass, so's I had her gimme the French Poodle.
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To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.
That four-dollar hooker let me French Press her twice!
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To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.
Where did they go, the tab just arrived.
The fuckers did a french exit...
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Can only be preformed on a menstrauting female. Finger the female untill orgasm is acheived, then eat a peice of cake as a breather. Finish by resuming normal sexual activity. When the man ejaculates he removes his bloodied penis head and waves it around shouting "the king is dead!" for all present to witness.
"My girl was on the rag so I thought I'd try a French revolution"
"oh really? how did it go?"
"I was about the same as the real thing."
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When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
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The French Army is "The Army of Suck": This army has been dug out of numerous conflicts and wars.
The French Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 forward, 5 reverse.
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