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A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!
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A red head getting an angry dragon
A red head, male or female giving head, when you cum in his or her mouth, that is angry dragon, hence, ginger dragon, ginger is a red headed person.
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A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.
When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"
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The most elusive drug in the world. Those who have taken it say its the best trip they've ever experienced. Found in the deep mines of Guam. Also grown proactively in New Jersey. So uncommon and rare- that only 1.5 out of 700,000 people have tried it.
Person 1: Have you heard that Robby doesnt even do ginger root?
Person 2: How lame, i bet he only smokes the dank kush
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The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
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Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.
"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."
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Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
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