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To have sexual intercourse with a red-headed girl on concrete in a public location -- scraping her ass & scraping your knees. Afterwards you up and leave and don't get her number. Bravo.
I just did a ginger scraper and have the scars to prove it!
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The most elusive drug in the world. Those who have taken it say its the best trip they've ever experienced. Found in the deep mines of Guam. Also grown proactively in New Jersey. So uncommon and rare- that only 1.5 out of 700,000 people have tried it.
Person 1: Have you heard that Robby doesnt even do ginger root?
Person 2: How lame, i bet he only smokes the dank kush
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A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.
When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"
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A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.
My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.
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A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!
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a sailor almost as good as a normal sailor, but brought down by the weight of their hair
1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
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The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
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