The sensorineural impulse experienced after engaging in an arousing; victorious; erotic-disenfranchising; supisciously homoerotic and generally actived at imoportune occasions, rarely know to initiate spontaneous defamation and the ensuing social embarrassment.
Damn Samantha, if I had known I was going to have a gooch-tingle and crap my pants, I would have brought another pair of khakis, Fuck your employee appreciation luncheon.
Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.
Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!
A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??
Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!