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The act of deliberately ejaculating upon a woman's unkept bush.
The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.
An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself
He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.
After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants
When you blow into a girls vagina , and make her queef .
Guy: Can I give you a puff-her-fish ?
Girl: Sure !
Slang for taking a female to your car
"Last night i took her to the bean after the party"
Flipping her patty means the guy is going to fuck her and make her flip around for various positions
His girl was calling me spongebob because I was flipping her patty
'Blew a hole in her'.
By far one of the most commonly used slang terms in the UK, mainly used in the south of England, it means to have really good, mind blowing and probably the best, sexual intercourse with a woman. Nobody really knows where it came from, but it is generally a term 'lads' use when down at the pub.
Jay: Ugh, what's up mate?
Ryan: I want to get with Leigh-Ann.
Jay: Aren't you with May though?
Ryan: No, she dumped me for that yuppie down at the rec.
Jay: Ah, good luck with Leigh-Ann mate, some Spanish bloke from the Tapas bar blew a hole in her in some alley and now she's pregnant; feel sorry for the poor sod. She's such a thot.
Basically 'blew a hole in her' means getting a slutty woman pregnant.