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A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup
Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?
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A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
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Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
I just upgraded from The Beaver to Canada's History. Far better sluts
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when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
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A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.
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Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.
Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.
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Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
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