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emo, and all who cling to its destructive nature.
I've been studying a class of sub-human species called "emos" that seem to proliferate extensively despite the fact that the race itself is bent on its long, dragged out, pitiful demise. It seems that these parasitic organisms persist with an insatiable desire to lure more and more humans into their realm of inexplicable, self-inflicted misery, contributing to the ever expanding, cancerous growth that is emo.
These creature's origins have been well researched and documented by the website of their origin: myspace. Thus, it may be henceforth noted that the creature "emo" was created by myspace for the sole purpose of extensive monetary profit, as the creatures assimilate themselves with their sorrowful, repetitive oscillations, deadening their minds to a practical reality that exists outside of their corporate-authored trap of emotional "understanding."
Simply put, the sub-human special group "emo" is simply a socially-acceptable goth, reinvented by the music business machine by vessels such as myspace and emotional instability.
Those who have fallen into such a pit as the emos have lack the maturity and practicality to be cognisant of the ridiculous state they insist to remain in, spiraling deeper and deeper into emotional dept.
Which is why it's so much fun to so unmercifully give them crap for being what they are.
sub-human.
fin.
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one person is the head of the caterpillar and the next person has their lips sewn to the asshole of the first person and so on and so on . . . only the head eats and the rest of the bodies are forced to sustain off the feces of the head and so on and so on . . . the body begin to change color with the inevitable rot and malnutrition until metamorphosis into a beautiful shit butterfly
your mom looks like a human caterpillar
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Sexual position in which three people perform anal on each other in a single file line. This can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting dildos)
Dude me and Bill totally did a human centipede with Amy last night!
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Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.
"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"
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The study of human interaction with technology/machines. Synonym to ergonomics.
The guy who designed my fucked up office chair really could have used a course in human factors engineering!
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When you get a really hard boner, you lie another women/man on the floor face down, stick your penis in their asshole and then have another man/women spin you around
"Push me i can do a Human Fan"
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Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.
Wait a second...
The human race is so wasteful.
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