Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

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hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".

The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."

violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.

I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man…