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Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys
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When someone is about to say the forbidden word and destroy the universe
" IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD," Says Donald Trump, "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD, THAT'S RACIST!" Says Skipper.
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Roughly translates to, "Push me off a roof and make it look like an accident."
"Hey are you ok?"
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)
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It means no, or im tired of you asking me so leave now before I beat your ass. Also used as a way to confuse people.
"Hey man, you wanna go play chess?"
"Im straight trippin dog"
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something i rarely say since i never do my hw
"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"
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I think I'm falling for you. You are always on my mind and I can't shake the idea of you out of my head... You make me smile every time your name pops up on my phone, you make me laugh by saying the wierdest things, you have a perfect smile, its the best thing ever, you are absolutely perfect to me, you make me fall deeper and deeper everytime you text me, look at me, or just by being you... I am falling for you and I don't know what to do, what if I keep falling, but you don't catch me? Id hit the ground hard, and I would be broken forever... Im falling for you, will you catch me before I land?
person1: I think im falling for you will you catch me?
Person2: I'm right here baby
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