Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

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Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

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Car Boy

The male equivalent to Horse Girls, their as annoying and wear car t-shirts. But instead of neighing, they say, "Vroom Vroom", the difference between a race car driver and a Car Boy, is that a race car driver can actually drive fast and good while the other just watches videos on YouTube.

Person 1: Yo, Eren is such a Car Boy.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: He always says vroom vroom, wears car t-shirts and watches race car videos on YouTube.
Person 2: Understandable.

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car dancer

a person who create there own pimp choreography and peforms it all while sitting down and driving in the car.

Last night, on the freeway, I was getting so into the music you would almost think i was a pro car dancer.

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car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

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Car Queens

Females between 14-16 who will only date older guys so they have easy access to a car. These individuals are also known for flagging down such eligible males on the main street of a town following rejection from nightclubs; usually offering sex as opposed to cash for a run home.

What is it with young girls these days? They are such car queens. They'll get a shock if one of those guys turns out to be a paedophile.

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