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A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.
Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."
Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight
He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.
to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight
I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!
A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.
His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.
Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.